#NoThanks – All the Reasons I Have No Business Having Children

Below is a series of recent photos from my phone which also double as reasons why I have no business thinking about children in the next 1-35 years. I am pretty okay with it, but just thought I would share and see if anyone shares the sentiment (or random array of internet junk and creeper photos on your phone) as me:

Toy Story is only a part of my life if there are funny or racy captions included

These are the People's Gas workers that knocked on our apartment door because they smelled gas. Luckily it was the neighbors burner because I had no idea what to ask or how to be of any help whatsoever. Actual quotes included: "the boiler room is below us, is that a possibility?" (insert terrified worker's faces) and "OMG should we find somewhere else to sleep tonight??"

These are the People’s Gas workers that knocked on our apartment door because they smelled gas. Luckily it was the neighbors burner because I had no idea what to ask or how to be of any help whatsoever. Actual quotes included:
“the boiler room is below us, is that a possibility?” (insert terrified faces)
and
“OMG should we find somewhere else to sleep tonight??”

fun fact: it's actually water with Great Value grape drank mix in it

My dog stalking my mid-day snack of corn starchy tortilla chips, salsa, and a bottle of purple Gatorade

A picture I took in my office of my coworker’s 3 little smoking bunny rabbits

Obviously there is an internet cat of sorts involved. That's basically the first sign you might be suited for pets but not actual human children

Obviously there is an internet cat involved. That’s basically the first sign you might be suited for pets but not actual human children.

and last but not least:

Legit though, it was delicious

A picture of a pickle. It was delicious, I bought it in Michigan in November 2013 and I 100% ate it for lunch today. They come highly recommended.


If any part of your mobile device resembles anything in this post please think twice before thinking children are a good idea; it is ridiculously likely that you yourself are still one, and would do nothing but take funny pictures of one of your own for the sake of internet humor.

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